Thursday, August 11, 2011

Holtom traded to the Jets!!!!

Esteemed alumni Dave "Dr. Hook" Bettesworth and current star Brian "Scoop" Gilroy have taken the glass "half-full" approach.  Dr. Hook expects death threats in the Swan Valley should drop by 50% in 2012 with Holtom gone, and Gil advises he should make most games this year as he can skip the treadmill commitment, as he tried to slim down to dodge incoming bullets, intended for his editor. On a more serious note, Derek will be missed.  I expect we will now be down to 4 skaters and a goalie for those Tuesday nights games in Bowsman vs the Outlaws.(submitted by Craig Ludwig)

On behalf of the entire C.U. Oldtimer's Hockey club I would like to wish Derek and his entire family all the best and don't forget there will always be a stall in the dressing room with your name on it.

For the official press release please click on the following link Holtom Traded

Off Season Training Gongshow Gear Style!!!