Saturday, March 12, 2011

SVCU Tag Mighty Bucks 11-1...

SVCU's two elder statesman lead an impressive offensive display in a 11-1 poaching of the SVFC Mighty Bucks. Brian 'MagicMan" Minish lead all scorers with four, and continues to impress SVCU management. With two years remaining in his "30 year contract",  Minish is making it quite clear that he still can be a major contributor to the SVCU arsenal. Not to be outdone, 20 year veteran and SVCU patriarch left winger Barry "Shooter" Eggie , turned the "Trick", and set the plate for 3 more. "The club's 'Youth " movement may have  to be put on hold !" according to Director of  Hockey Operations and Player Personnel David " The Butcher" Bettesworth. " These vets are showing the kind of leadership, desire, and sacrifice,  needed to bring the cup home!"

As has been leaked via numerous valley media outlets, the rumors are true.  In his own Sidney Crosby-esque fashion, Mike "The Franchise" Smith, announced late last evening that he will not be able to return for the balance of the 2010-11 season.
Despite a unanimous vote to raid the club coffers for a hyperbaric chamber to expedite the MCL recovery time, cooler heads prevailed as the club VP reminded a dejected room that the funds were required so he could fulfill his role as beverage coordinator and Bud Light liaison.  Negotiations with Smitty for the position of tourney Head Coach are ongoing.
On a related note, the club has completed contract negotiations on Smitty's replacement between the pipes for the balance of 2010-11. Darren "Fudd" Fedorchuk " services have been secured for the remainder of the 2011 season. Please see attached link for complete and official press release.
Club president and all-star defense men Blaine "Living the Sheen Dream" Campbell has been a healthy scratch for the past two games. Favoring the "Broom" over the stick, Campbell has been recently spotted frequenting curling establishments throughout the Valley. After a brief stint in " LaCiendas Anger Management Treatment Facility,"  it has been rumored that one of the league's premiere 'Blue liners", has voluntarily enrolled  into the Betty Ford Clinic. Management has been unable to contact either Campbell or his agent at this time. Campbell has been known in the past to "walk the fine line', and let his celebrity status cloud his better judgement.

Fashion shoot with "Bad Boy Buddy" Sean Avery.
"Man, that Soup can get his "Dog " on !!

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