Saturday, October 29, 2011

CU down Mighty Bucks 7-3

Icing a lineup that included two rookies and two AA Midget Stampeder AP"s, CU registered their seecond victory of the season.  Riley "Grin" Morden proved that good defense is offence. Frustrated with feeding his father Pat "Crusher" Morden , the strapping young d man went end to end countless times, recording his first hat trick of the season. Wearing the all to familiar number "19" jersey, the cocky young rearguard  commented post game, "Ya, I wore the jersey, sat in his stall, and scored more pts. in one game than he ever has!" Quick to jump to the defense of his absent partner, Warren "Wheels" Gray reminded the brash youngster, "Well at least Zammer never forgets to bring some fuckin Chips, Hotshot!!"
Riley "Grin" Morden
Brian "Magic Man" Minish, rumored to be celebrating his 57th birthday, turned only one of multiply gifts into a goal.  Skating like a snot nosed rookie, it was evident Minish"s hands had fallen to father time, as the aging veteran failed to capitalize on countless opportunities.

Still searching to regain his scoring touch, legendary forward Jeremy "O.T. Kid" Gray remains at a lost for his recent scoring slump. Former CU standout and current Director of Player Personnel David "Dr. Death" Bettesworth was quick to quell any trade rumors. " Jake has been and will continue to be one of our club's premiere goal scorers. He has scored a lot of huge goals for this organisation, and we expect that to continue. We have not been in negotiations , nor do we intend to be, with any club regarding the availability of Gray!"
Mike "Smitty" Smith proved once again that he has totally recovered from a near career ending knee injury sustained last season, to record his second straight win of the season. Regaining the "lateral mobility" that made him a three time league MVP, Smitty all but shut the door on the Mighty Bucks.

Warren "Wheels' Gray, Pat "Crusher" Morden, and Blaine "Soup" Campbell  rounded out the scoring. The Mighty Bucks have a chance to exact some revenge as the two teams square off this Sunday night at the Corral, puck drop 7:30 pm. 

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