Thursday, February 17, 2011

Outlaws exact "Revenge" on SVCU...

It was simply a  12-5 "Good old Fashioned Ass Kicking", a humbling experience at the hands of the Valley Outlaws. With SVCU stand out puck stopper  Mike "Smitty" Smith shelved  on the 15 day disabled list with a knee injury , CU were fortunate enough to sign veteran  free agent goaltender Darren "Fuddy" Fedorchuk to a short term contract. Facing more than 60 shots, the cagey pad stacker was quoted, " When you have played as many games between the "Bowsman Burners " pipes as I have, 60 shots is a pretty quiet evening, what was a bit disheartening was the fact that someone fucked up the post game refreshment supply !!"  Management was quick to respond assuring the despondent Fedorchuk that the situation would be handled with utmost importance, guaranteeing never to happen again!

With the "Outlaw Flu" running rampant through the ranks, SVCU scouting system was in full force , convincing the Mighty Bucks to release forward "Battling Brad" Cox to fill the void. The big Power Forward welcomed the opportunity , as he is currently in the middle of a five games in three days conditioning stint .

Battlin Brad Cox
Retired Mafeking Laker Defense man Darren "Muggsy" Mullin recruited to help bolster a very depleted CU back end , found the " 60 minute" shift a bit daunting.  "I think logged more minutes this game than I have in the past 2 years!" an exhausted Mullin exclaimed.

Darren " Muggsy " Mullin

 Despite being outplayed in every aspect of the game, all was not Gloom and Doom for SVCU. Potting a Hattie, flamboyant forward Kevin "Special K" Kopecky took a page from Brian "Spinna" Gilroy's play book. Mixing up his "High Light Reel " goals, the feisty forward was the only real  offensive threat that Outlaw net minder Butch " Heads Up on the Bench" Hodgson had to contend with. Mark "Mini" Munro and Rob "Blogmeister" McDonald rounded out the SVCU scoring.

Bud Light Game Star

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